Cookie Policy
The Short Version (For People Who Actually Have Businesses to Run)
We use cookies. Not the chocolate chip kind (unfortunately), but the digital kind that help us figure out basic stuff like "did you read past the first paragraph?" or "did you immediately bounce because you thought this was another unicorn worship site?"
What We Actually Track
Here's everything we do with your data, in plain English:
Basic Analytics: We track if you went from Page A to Page B, or if you took one look at our purple book cover and ran screaming into the night
Nothing Creepy: We're not following you around the internet like a desperate startup founder chasing investors
No Selling Your Info: Your data stays with us. We're not in the business of selling founder information to the highest bidder
What This Means for You
The Good News: We're not building a detailed psychological profile of your browsing habits to sell overpriced business coaching programs.
The Reality: We use standard website analytics to understand if our content is actually helping people or if we're just shouting into the void like most startup blogs.
The Promise: We treat your privacy like we'd want ours treated—with basic human decency and respect.
Your Rights (Because Lawyers Made Us Say This)
You can:
Disable cookies in your browser (though the site might work a bit wonky)
Ask us what data we have about you (spoiler: it's probably just "visited the site on Tuesday")
Tell us to delete everything (we'll comply faster than a founder pivoting after a failed product launch)
Contact Us
If you have questions about this policy, or if you think we're secretly tracking your coffee consumption habits, email us at [[email protected]].
Legal Disclaimer
This policy complies with GDPR, CCPA, and other acronyms that lawyers love. We update this occasionally when regulations change, but we'll always keep it human-readable because life's too short for legal jargon.
Last Updated: August 23, 2025
P.S. - If you're the type of person who reads entire cookie policies, you're probably exactly the kind of detail-oriented founder who would benefit from actually finishing what you start. Just saying.